As I’m sat here chilling
Watching Breakfast TV
I hear a not so gentle snoring and feel a vibrating next to me
I see a little piggy, just one of her nicknames
The others are Seal, poohead and Princess
Her real name is Jessie ‘Poo’
She’s the type of dog afraid of her farts
A real princess Pooch
Is she let’s rip, you know, because she runs out the room
She loves to be warm, sunbathes in the sun
Cuddles and kisses are compulsory
Or she will go and sulk
But as she’s squished up next to me
Looking super cute
I find myself unable to move and reaching for the volume button on the remote
It’s like someone left a tractor running in my living room
A cute tractor though, one I don’t really mind
Keep dreaming little poo, wag that little tail
We love your big snore sessions even though your like a seal.
Stop Walking on Egg Shells 